SMALL BUMPS and LOOPS, [revised]…acrylic and tempera pigment on wood panel, 2013 by Ted Willis.
Some jokes I remember from too many evenings spent at my local pub….
Short Joke…
A historical marker seen outside a house in Germany… It says, “Heisenberg might have slept here.”
Longer Joke…
Two racehorses are are talking over the events of the last week. The younger horse says, “They take me out to the course, the little guy in silk jammies jumps on my back and starts whipping me. I run around and suddenly everybody is yelling and jumping. The owner kisses me on my nose, puts flowers around my neck and gives me a giant bag of oats.” From way on the other side of the bar a Greyhound interrupts, “Excuse me Gentlemen but I couldn’t help but overhear and I have to say that the exact same thing happened to me last week.” There’s a silence, then one horse looks at the other and says, “Imagine that….a Talking Dog!”
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