Quotes from Groucho Marx…
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend to read it."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How hw got in my pajamas I’ll never know."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
[thanks to catherinewillis]